Teddy is checking out the complex singer-artist woman Kaye on MATCH.com that Calliope found and put up on his computer. Little does he know it will soon to become Pretzel his Spiritual sister living in his spare suite and will change his life. Backgrounds Cal and The Cherubs

Lyrics

I Don’t Know Words and Music Robert Michael Turco. © 2025
From MATCH: The Musical Sung by Teddy, Cal, The Cherubs

(Verse 1) [Male-vocal]
Could I kiss her on the lips?
Would she like my kind of wit?
Maybe hold her in my arms
She could suddenly disarm?
And what would be the harm
I could tell her of her charms
But …….. I ….. don’t …… know

(Verse 2)[Male-Vocal]
Could I kiss her on the lips?
Would she have inviting hips?
Run my fingers through her hair
Tell her that I deeply care
In her eyes lovingly stare
I will give it up to prayer
‘Cause …….. I ….. don’t …… know

(Bridge)
[Male-Vocal]
I don’t understand this strange attraction
She seems so complex, a huge distraction
And my honest first reaction
I’d rather have a tooth extraction
But …….. I ….. don’t …… know

[musical break]

[Females Background Vocals]
Could he kiss her on the lips?
Would she like his kind of wit?
Maybe hold her in his arms
She would suddenly disarm?
And what would be the harm
He could tell her of her charms?
But …….. we….. don’t …… know

[Female Vocal] [Spoken]
Do you feel you could tell her every secret locked inside your heart?

[Male][spoken]
Yes.

[Male] [sung to end]
But …….. I ….. don’t …… know