MATCH: THE MUSICAL

Lyrics

I Think of Him Words and Music. Robert Michael Turco © 2022
From the Musical “Match” Sung by Pretzel and the lady Gemstones

Every time I see a nose hair I think of him
And I get a little queasy Pour me some gin
‘Cause it always made me nervous His silly grin
(All the time) All the time (All the time) All the time I THINK OF HIM!

Every time I meet a smart guy I think of him
The ones that never shut up To let air in
No matter what they bet on They always win
(They always know) They always know (They always know) They always know EVERYTHING!

Ohhhh …… He was mister know-it-all
Arghhh …… He had me climbing up the walls
Aaand …. I wish I could not recall. … But
(I think him) I think of him (I Think of him) I Think of him I THINK OF HIM!
Oh, I wish I never ever had to think of him

{Pretzel in Marilyn Monroe like voice}
Every time I meet a cool guy My spirits sink
You know those really smooth guys That smile and wink
And they always spin those cruel lies And never blink
They always tell a dozen girl’s exactly the same thing
(The same thing) The same thing (The same thing) The same thing The same thing!

(In a can-can-like style)
Goodness gracious When will I forget these guys
Tell my doctor I need to be analyzed (Analyzed) Analyzed Analyzed

(Actors like they are jockeys riding a horse)
Every time I see a nose hair (With Gemstones chanting in background “I Think of Him”)
Every time I meet a smart guy (With Gemstones chanting in background “I Think of Him”)
Every time I meet a cool guy (With Gemstones chanting in background “I Think of Him”)

(Ohhhhh)………………………………………………

I wish that I never ever
Had these miserable endeavors
Or could remember whatsoever {Hold it High} ……

Any………. thoughts…………. of…………… HIM {Hard Close}