Pretzel meets Toe-shi at airport and discovers he is a very little person then goes to his hotel where he is attending a vampire convention. Fun happens

Lyrics

(Toe-shi’s Song) Vampires Need Love Too Words & Music Robert Michael Turcono
(Chorus 1) (Toe-shi the vampire small male person sings)
Vampires need love too Look at it uniquely
And we have sweet eyes Just don’t look too deeply
Vampires need love just like you
(2 bar piano music)
(Verse 1) (Vampire Background Singers)
I know it will take a bit of time to wrap it all around your brain (Your brain)
We love a big smile while we’re staring at your jugular vein (All good - No Pain)
Vampires need love just like you
Vampires need love too
(4 bar music piano )
(Chorus 2) (Toe-shi the vampire small male person sings)
Vampires can love you We can be warm and fuzzy
We can have huge hearts On that you’ll have to trust me
Vampires need love just like you
(2 bar music)
(Verse 2) (Vampire Background Singers)
In our own dark way we are empathetic, cool, and mushy (Oh my - Oh my)
And in a perfect setting we can even get a little bit gushy (Kiss kiss - On lips)
Vampires need love just like you
Vampires need love too
{8 bars Horns Dancing Music}

(Chorus 3) (Female Vocalist)
Vampires need love too If you dig moon lite darkness
And don’t mind black capes Or moments of dark silence
Vampires need love just like you
(2 bar music)
(Female Vocalist) (Bridge 3)
I knew a narcissist he just didn’t have the fangs or cape (No fangs - No cape)
He acted out his part I just caught on a tiny bit late (Two years - Not Great!)
Vampires need love just like you
Vampires need love too
(Chorus 4)
(Vampire Chorus Line Sings, Toe-shi, & Pretzel in Harmony while Dancing Arm in Arm)
Vampires need love too Look at it uniquely
And we have sweet eyes Just don’t look too deeply
Vampires need love (Vampires need love) Vampires need love (Vampires need love)
Vampires need love just like yooooooou
Vampires need love tooooooooo
(Fin)